Achievements

Commit a crime to start your record. Everything you earn as a guest comes with you when you save your progress.

On the job

• Career Criminal

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  0 / 1 crimes pulled off

  Next: First Offence +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Butterfingers

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  0 / 1 crimes botched

  Next: Tripped Up +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Frequent Flyer

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  0 / 1 times caught

  Next: Busted +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Ill-Gotten Gains

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  $0 / $1,000 earned

  Next: Pocket Money +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Diversified Portfolio

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  0 / 3 different crimes pulled off

  Next: Dabbler +100 clout, +20 cigs

Inside

• Time Served

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  0 min / 10 min served

  Next: Ten Minute Timeout +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Cell Toss

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  0 / 1 cells searched

  Next: Nosy +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Smuggler's Eye

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  0 / 1 cigarettes found

  Next: Lucky Find +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Officer Dennis Knows Your Name

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  0 / 1 times caught searching

  Next: Caught Red-Handed +100 clout, +20 cigs

• Get Out of Jail, Not Free

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  0 / 1 bails paid

  Next: Bailed Out +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Big Steve's Punching Bag

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  0 / 1 trips to hospital

  Next: Met Big Steve +100 clout, +20 cigs

Bad habits

• Chain Smoker

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  0 / 1 cigarettes smoked

  Next: First Drag +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Throwing Your Weight Around

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  0 / 10 clout spent

  Next: Name Dropper +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Doctor's Orders

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  0 / 1 medical certificates used

  Next: Doctor's Note +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Nerves of Steel

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  10 / 20 nerve held at once

  Next: Jittery +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Climbing the Ladder

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  1 / 2 level reached

  Next: Lookout +50 clout, +10 cigs

Specialists

• Mint Thief

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  0 / 10 times: Pocket the free mints

  Next: Novice Mint Thief +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Fairy Shaker

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  0 / 10 times: Shake down the tooth fairy

  Next: Novice Fairy Shaker +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Sock Merchant

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  0 / 10 times: Sell knock-off designer socks

  Next: Novice Sock Merchant +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Segway Rustler

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  0 / 10 times: Hotwire a mall cop's Segway

  Next: Novice Segway Rustler +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Launderer

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  0 / 10 times: Launder money at an actual laundromat

  Next: Novice Launderer +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Bingo Fixer

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  0 / 10 times: Fix the church bingo

  Next: Novice Bingo Fixer +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Fishnapper

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  0 / 10 times: Kidnap the rival family's goldfish

  Next: Novice Fishnapper +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Buffet Bandit

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  0 / 10 times: Rob the casino buffet blind

  Next: Novice Buffet Bandit +50 clout, +10 cigs

• Cake Snatcher

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  0 / 10 times: Steal the Don's own birthday cake

  Next: Novice Cake Snatcher +50 clout, +10 cigs

One of a kind

• Made It Official

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  0 / 1 account saved

  Next: Made It Official +100 clout, +20 cigs

• Born to Lose

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  0 / 1 jailed on your very first crime

  Next: Born to Lose +100 clout, +20 cigs

• Overachiever

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  0 / 10 achievements earned

  Next: Gold Star +100 clout, +20 cigs