Crime ledger

Small time. Big ambitions.
Opportunity / chargeNervePayoutEXPAction

  1. Pocket the free mints

    The diner said "help yourself". You took that personally.

    Nerve 1$8-30EXP 5

  2. Shake down the tooth fairy

    She has been running cash under pillows for years. Unlicensed.

    Nerve 2$25-80EXP 11

  3. Sell knock-off designer socks

    Gucchi. Pravda. Ver Sachet. Nobody checks ankles.

    Nerve 3$70-180EXP 18

  4. Hotwire a mall cop's Segway

    Top speed 12 mph. The chase will be legendary and slow.

    Nerve 5$180-420EXP 32

  5. Launder money at an actual laundromat

    Gentle cycle. Low heat. The bills come out crisp.

    Nerve 8$380-860EXP 55

  6. Fix the church bingo

    B-12. Again. And again. Sister Agnes is onto you.

    Nerve 12$760-1,550EXP 90

  7. Kidnap the rival family's goldfish

    Send a fin in the mail. They will understand.

    Nerve 18$1,400-2,900EXP 140

  8. Rob the casino buffet blind

    All you can eat. All you can carry. All you can launder.

    Nerve 25$2,900-5,800EXP 210

  9. Steal the Don's own birthday cake

    Seven tiers. One candle. Zero witnesses who will talk.

    Nerve 35$5,800-11,500EXP 320
No honour among thieves. Plenty of paperwork.

Custody / Cell Block C

Sentence active
Time remaining

Booked for

Cell search

Cash, cigarettes, wisdom, clout. Or Officer Dennis. Or Big Steve.

Cells searched:

Hospital wing / Ward 3B

Courtesy of Big Steve
Big Steve, cracking his knuckles in the doorway
Discharged in

Big Steve has opinions about people in his cell. You are recovering from several of them.

No certificate? The store sells them for $5,000. Once you are out, you will have to commit crimes to get back inside.